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Coffee and Testicles
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”
“Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?”
“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for one tour.”
The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points
Toward employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost
Both my testicles.”
The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You’ve got
Enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00
Am to 4:00 PM . You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am , and plan on starting at
10:00 am every day.”
The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from
8:00 am to 4:00 PM , why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am ?”
“This is a government job”, the interviewer says. “For the
First two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.”
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