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Hillbilly Vasectomy

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After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decides that 11 was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the  husband goes to his veterinarian and tells that he and his cousin just don’t want to have any  more children.

The  doctor suggests that there’s a procedure called a vasectomy that could  fix the problem, but that it was expensive..

“A less costly alternative,” says  the doctor, “is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.”

The  Alabamian says to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don’t see how  putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.”

“Trust  me,” replies the doctor.

So the man goes home, lights a cherry bomb and puts it in a beer can and holds the can up to his ear and begins to count to 10!

‘1’

‘2’

‘3’

‘4’

‘5’

(you’ll love this…)

At which point he pauses and places the beer can between his legs so that he can continue counting on his other hand.

This  vasectomy procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, parts of Georgia, Missouri, and West Virginia and ALL of  Washington, DC.