A seasonal email

BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS

BLUE BIRD OF  HAPPINESS,
MY ARSE!

Do I  look happy??
It’s  Friggin’ Freezing.
There’s  snow up my arse, all the food’s covered with 3 feet of this  white shit, and you want ME to sing?

Piss  Off!!  Next  year, I’m flyin’ to Jamaica and smoking dope!!