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THE IRISH BLONDE

- 19 January 2013, 07:01

WAN

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland , arrived at thecasino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.


She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier whenI’m completely nude.” with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”


As the dice came to a  stop, she jumped up and down andsquealed… “Yes! Yes! I won, I  won!” She  hugged each of the dealers,  picked up her winnings and her clothes  and quickly parted.


The dealers stared at  each other  dumbfounded.


Finally, one of them  asked, “What did she roll?” The otheranswered, “I don’t know  – I thought you were  watching.”


MORAL OF THE  STORY


Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are  dumb…..
But all men…Are men!

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