The Greek and the Scotsman

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csiadmin - 14 February 2013, 09:02

A Greek and an Scotsman were sitting in a Starbuck’scafe one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, ‘Well, we Greeksbuilt the Parthenon,’ arching his eyebrows.

The Scotsman replies, ‘Well… it was the Scots thatdiscovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.’

The Greek retorts, ‘Greeks gave birth to advancedmathematics.’

The Scotsman, nodding in agreement, says, ‘Scots were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.’

And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinkswill end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, ‘The Greeks were theones who invented sex!’

The Scotsman replies, ‘Aye, that is true, but it was Scots who introduced it to women.’

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