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Newfie Diet

- 24 March 2013, 08:03

A newfie was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

WAN“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly
again for 2 days then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The
next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds. ”

When the newfie returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60

“Why, that’ s amazing”, the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”

The newfie nodded. “I’ll tell you though, be jaesuz, I t’aut I were going to
drop dead on dat ‘tird day..”

“From the hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.

“No, from the stupid’ skippin’. “

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