Wan's World

Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector’s Edition of two small jugs
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7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40
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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt ……………..
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche…

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Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years Riots….
Your One Year Manufacturers Warranty runs out soon
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“ITS A BOY” I shouted “A BOY, I DON’T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY”
and with tears streaming down my face I swore I’d never visit another Thai brothel!!!
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2 Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
They`re both in hospital… one’s in a korma, the other’s got a dodgy tikka!
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The 100m final at the 2012 Olympics was just like any other Friday night in Brixton.
You heard a gunshot followed by 8 black guys legging it!
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In the first few days of the Olympics the Romanians took gold, silver, bronze, copper, lead
and anything else they could get their bloody hands on
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Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth