Wan's World

 An older, white  haired man walked into a jewelry store this past  Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal  at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking  for a special ring for his girlfriend.     The jeweler looked through his stock and  brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man  said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more  special.’

At that statement,  the jeweler went to his special stock and  brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning  ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said.  The  lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled  with excitement.      The old man  seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’

The  jeweler asked how payment would be made and the  old man stated, ‘by check. I know you need to  make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now  and you can call the bank Monday to verify the  funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday  afternoon.’

On Monday morning, the  jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said  ‘There’s no money in that account.’

‘I  know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you  about my GREAT WEEKEND!’

……Not  All Seniors Are  Senile