Wan's World

The voice of the Devil was heard,
“Tom, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend
the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!”
And Tom was whisked through the door by a group
of lesser demons to his torment.

This understandably shook up the other two, and so
they both jumped when a second door opened, and they
saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone
wrong. She was over 7′ tall, monstrous, covered in
thick black hair, and flies circled her.

The voice of the Devil was heard,
“Mike, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend
the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!”
And Mike, like Tom, was whisked off.

Jose, now alone, felt understandably anxious,
and feared the worst when the third door opened.
And as the door inched open, he strained to see
the figure of… Cindy Crawford.

Delighted, Jose jumped up, taking in the sight of
this beautiful woman, barely dressed in a skimpy bikini.

Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying,