Wan's World

So he went out to the front of the casino where there
was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation
to the cabbie.
He promised to send the driver money from home.
He offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers
license number, his address, etc…

The cabbie said,
“If you don’t have fifteen dollars, get the heck out of my cab!”

So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport
and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and
hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas
and this time he won big.
Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front
of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.

Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long
line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give
him a ride when he was down on his luck.

The businessman thought for a moment about how he could
make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit
on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line,

“How much for a ride to the airport,” he asked?
“Fifteen bucks,” came the reply.

“And how much for you to give me a bj on the way?”
“What?! Get the heck out of my cab.”

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the
long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line,
he got in and asked,
“How much for a ride to the airport?”
The cabbie replied, “Fifteen bucks.”

The businessman said, “OK,” and off they went.