A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the
gorgeous woman next to him started
to breastfeed her baby.
The baby wouldn’t take it, so she said,
“Come on,
eat it all up or … I’ll have
eat it all up or … I’ll have
to give it to this nice man here.”
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding,
so she said,
so she said,
“Come on, honey.
Take it or I’ll give it to this nice
man here.”
man here.”
A few minutes later, the anxious man
blurted out,
“Come on, you little bastard.
Make up your mind!
I was supposed to get off four stops ago!”
