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SENIORS IN ARIZONA

- 23 June 2013, 07:06
SENIORS IN ARIZONA
Where it is sunny & wonderful!
We live longer & have young ideas!
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Getting old in Arizona
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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Tucson, doing nothing.
One lady turns and asks, ‘Do you still get horny?’
The other replies, ‘Oh sure I do.’
The first old lady asks, ‘What do you do about it?’
The second old lady replies, ‘I suck a lifesaver.’
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, ‘Who drives you to the beach?’
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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Phoenix reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece..
The third old lady remarked, ‘I can’t hear a word you’re saying, but I remember the guy you’re talking about.
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A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Sun Lakes, an Arizona Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, ‘Are you a stranger here?’
He replies, ‘I lived here years ago.’
‘So, where were you all these years?’
‘In prison,’ he says.
‘Why did they put you in prison?’
He looked at her, and very quietly said, ‘I killed my wife..’
‘Oh!’ said the woman. ‘So you’re single…?!’
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A man was telling his neighbor in Mesa , ‘I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it is state of the art. It’s perfect.’
‘Really,’ answered the neighbor. ‘What kind is it?’
‘Twelve thirty.’
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A little old man shuffled slowly into the ‘Orange Dipper’, an ice cream parlor in Gilbert , and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’
‘No,’ he replied, ‘hemorrhoids
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Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly!
Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably
Never regret anything that made you smile
The best things in life are free
Until the government finds out and taxes em’.


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