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Are you at peace with God?

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A 95-year-old man  goes for a physical.
All of his tests come back with normal results.

The doctor says,  “George, everything looks great. How are you doing
mentally and emotionally?  Are you at peace with God?”

George replies, “God and  I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
He’s fixed it so when I get  up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof! The light goes  on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes
off.”

“Wow, that’s  incredible,” the doctor says.

A little later in  the day, the doctor calls George’s wife. “Ethel,” he
says, “George is doing  fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of
his relationship with God.  Is it true that he gets up during the night,
and poof, the light goes on in  the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the
light goes off?”

“Oh sweet Jesus”,  exclaims Ethel. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!