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- 8 August 2013, 07:08
Phil’s scrotum
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would  like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the  podium. She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a  terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed.. The pain was  excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.” You could hear  a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that  poor Phil must have experienced. “Phil was unable to hold me or the children,”  she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain.” We prayed as the doctors  performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece  together the crushed remnants of Phil’s scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold  it in place.” Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed  uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil. “Now,”  she announced in a quivering voice, “thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital  and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.” All  the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if  anyone else had something to say.
A man stood  up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said,  “I’m Phil.” The entire congregation held its breath. “I just want to tell my  wife the word is sternum.”

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