A woman places an ad in the local newspaper.
“Looking for a man with three qualifications:
won’t beat me up,
won’t run away from me,
and is great in bed.”
Two days later her doorbell rings.
“Hi, I’m Tim.
I have no arms so I won’t beat you,
and no legs so I won’t run away.”
“What makes you think you are great in bed?”
the woman retorts.
Tim replies,
“I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
