off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
“Ole, I am goin’ huntin’ tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to
take care of all my patients.”
“Yes, sir!” answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and the following day asks: “So, Ole, How was your day?”
Ole told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.”
“Bravo, mate, and the second one?”
“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,” says Ole.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?”
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her panties and lies
down on the table and shouts: ‘HELP ME – I haven’t seen a man in over two years!!’”
“Tunderin’ Lard Yeezus, Ole,
What did you do?” asks the doctor.
“I put drops in her eyes!!”
