The One Phone Call Allowed

csiadmin - 20 October 2013, 07:10

BLONDE PHONE CALL TO MOM….

“Hi, Mom, it’s me….”

“Hi, Sally, are you okay?”

“I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware store looking for a drill….”

“Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they’ve let me make one phone call, and that’s why I’m calling you….”

“Oh, my God! What happened?”

“Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face.”

“What on earth….Why did you do that…?”

“Well, it really wasn’t my fault.”

“Dad told me to find a Black

and Decker….

Mom, I knocked the shit out of her…!”

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