Wan's World

Depression

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A man walked into a therapist’s office looking 
very depressed. 

“Doc, you’ve got to help me. 
I can’t go on like this.”

“What’s the problem?” 
the docotor inquired.

“Well, I’m 35 years old and I still have 
no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard 
I try, I just seem to scare them away.”

“My friend, this is not a serious problem. 
You just need to work on your self-esteem. 

Each morning, I want you to get up and run to 
the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are 
a good person, a fun person, and an attractive 
person. But say it with real conviction. 

Within a week you’ll have women buzzing all 
around you.”

The man seemed content with this advice and 
walked out of the office a bit excited. 

Three weeks later he returned with the same 
downtrodden expression on his face.

“Did my advice not work?” 
asked the doctor.

“It worked alright. For the past several weeks 
I’ve enjoyed some of the best moments in my 
life with the most fabulous looking women.”

“So, what’s your problem?”

“I don’t have a problem,” 
the man replied.
 
“My wife does.”