Elderly couple texting – Funny

csiadmin - 12 January 2014, 07:01

Elderly couple texting

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their

cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a

no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided

to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me

your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a

sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. ”

The husband texted back to her:

“I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”

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