Wan's World

On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife
in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They
heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10
inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowploughs can
get through.

“So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the
radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of
snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side
of the street, so the snowploughs can get through.

“The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the
radio announcer says, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
You must park….”, then the electric power went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a  worried look on her face she said, “I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?”

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are  married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,

“Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”