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Cannibal Food

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Cannibal Food

Two cannibals meet one day. 
The first cannibal says, 
“You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender 
missionary. I’ve baked ’em, I’ve roasted ’em, 
I’ve stewed ’em, I’ve barbequed ’em, I’ve even 
tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot 
seem to get them tender.”

The second cannibal asks, 
“What kind of missionary do you use?”

The other replied, 
“You know, the ones that hang out at that place 
at the bend of the river. They have those brown 
cloaks with a rope around the waist and their 
sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair 
on their heads.”

“Ah ha!” he replies. 

“No wonder.. those are friars!”