Wan's World

Grocery Shopping

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A man walked into the produce section of 
his local supermarket and asked to buy 
half a head of lettuce. 

The boy working in that department told 
him that they only sold whole heads of 
lettuce. The man was insistent that the 
boy ask his manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy 
said to his manager, 

“Some a**hole wants to buy a half a head 
of lettuce.” 
As he finished his sentence, he turned 
to find the man standing right behind him, 
so he added, 
“and this gentleman kindly offered to buy 
the other half.”

The manager approved the deal and the man 
went on his way. Later the manager found 
the boy and said, 

“I was impressed with the way you got yourself 
out of that situation earlier. We like people 
who think on their feet here. Where are you 
from , son?” 

“Canada, sir,” the boy replied.

“Well, why did you leave Canada,” 
the manager asked. 

The boy said, 
“Sir, there’s nothing but whores and 
hockey players up there.”

“Really!” said the manager. 
“My wife is from Canada!”

The boy replied, 

“No kidding???? Who did she play for?”