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Coffee and Testicles

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A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”

He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”

“Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?”

“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for one tour.”

The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points

Toward employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”

The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost

Both my testicles.”

The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You’ve got

Enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00

Am to 4:00 PM . You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am , and plan on starting at

10:00 am every day.”

The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from

8:00 am to 4:00 PM , why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am ?”

“This is a government job”, the interviewer says. “For the

First two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.

No point in you coming in for that.”