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RYE BREAD

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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one
morning.

The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of
breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what
he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, “Well, I eat rye bread
every day. It keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina
with the ladies.”

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, “Do you
have any rye bread?” She said, “Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it. Would you
like some?”

He said, “I want five loaves.” She said, “My goodness, five loaves! By the
time you get to the 3rd loaf, it’ll be hard.”

He replied, “I can’t believe everybody knows about this shit but me!