You can’t beat logic!
Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day?
Man: Yes
Lady Interviewer: How much a day?
Man: Around two 6-packs – starting at noon.
Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost?
Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli.
Lady Interviewer: And how long have you been drinking like that?
Man: 15 years
Lady Interviewer: So with a six-pack costing $10.00 and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month. In one year, you would spending $10,800, correct?
Man: Correct
Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, in 15 years you have spent roughly $162,000, Correct?
Man: Correct
Lady Interviewer: Did it every occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady Interviewer: No
Man: So where is your bleedin’ Ferrari?