Wan's World

Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.
God said he was going to give him a companion
and she would be called “woman.”

God said,
“This person will cook for you and wash your clothes,
she will always agree with every decision you make.
She will bear your children and never ask you to get
up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

She will not nag you, and will always be the first
to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.

She will never have a headache, and will freely give
love and compassion whenever needed.”

Adam asked God,
“What will this woman cost?”

God said,
“An arm and a leg.”