Wan's World

When the usher came by and saw this,
he whispered to the old man

“Sorry sir, but you’re only allowed one seat”

The old man didn’t reply, he just groaned but
didn’t budge. The usher became

more impatient saying
“Sir, if you don’t get up from there I’ll have
to call the manager”.

Once again the old man just groaned.

The usher marched smartly up the aisle and
returned shortly with the manager.

Together, the two of them tried repeatedly without
success to get the dishevelled old man to move.

In despair, they finally summoned the police.
The officer quickly summed up the situation and
asked “OK buddy, what’s your name?”

“Fred” the old man moaned.

“And where are you from Fred?”
asked the police officer.

With pain in his voice, and without moving
a muscle, Fred replied