One day in the Bakery…
A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery. The Arab
steals 3 pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, “See how good I am? The
owner didn’t see anything!”
steals 3 pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, “See how good I am? The
owner didn’t see anything!”
The Jew says to the Arab, “I am going to show
you there is nobody better than a Jew.” He
goes to the owner and says, “Give me a pastry
and I will show you a magic trick.”
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a
pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for
another one. The owner gives him another one.
Then the Jew asks for another one and swallows it.
The owner is starting to wonder what the magic
trick is and says, “What is the trick,
Where are the pastries?
The Jew answers, “Look in the Arab’s pocket.”
