A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel’s elevator.
On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and
arrogantly says to the old lady,
“Georgio, $100 an ounce.”
On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps
on and says,
“Chanel, $150 an ounce.”
The old lady’s floor approaches and as the doors open,
she bends over, farts and says,
“Broccoli, 49 cents a pound.”
