PONDERISMS
(some things to think about)
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. |
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There are two kinds of pedestrians . . . The quick and the dead. |
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Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. |
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. |
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Have you noticed since everyone has a cell phone these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? |
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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. |
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. |
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In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. |
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? |
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out’? Hmmmmm, How about eggs ? . . . |
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? |
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? |
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? |
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Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? |
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Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? |
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Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address? |
