A man sits reading his paper when his wife enters the house. She approaches him in a most provocative manner and says,”Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?” in a soft sweet voice.
Not knowing what to make of this situation he replies “No.”
Pursing her lips she give him a sexy little smile, reaches into her cleavage and slowly pulls out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
Then stepping closer in, she asks in a low sexy voice, “Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?”
Intrigued, he answers “Uh, no.”
She gives him another sexy little smile, seductively reaches into the waistband of her slacks and, ever so slowly, removes a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
“Now,” she says as she leans down and whispers, “Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?”
Totally confused and excited he stammers, “No-o-o-o-o.”
“Well then,” she whispers in his ear, “Go look in the garage…”
