BLONDE PHONE CALL TO MOM….
“Hi, Mom, it’s me….”
“Hi, Sally, are you okay?”
“I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware store looking for a drill….”
“Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they’ve let me make one phone call, and that’s why I’m calling you….”
“Oh, my God! What happened?”
“Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face.”
“What on earth….Why did you do that…?”
“Well, it really wasn’t my fault.”
“Dad told me to find a Black
and Decker….
Mom, I knocked the shit out of her…!”
