My Accident
I woke up swathed in bandages, in a hospital ICU,
Tubes entering different parts of my body,
Wires monitoring every function,
A gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I’d been in a serious accident.
I heard her say, ‘You may-not feel anything from the waist down.’
I managed to mumble in reply, ‘Can I feel your tits, then?’
