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- 31 October 2013, 07:10
BOOM! BOOM!
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me
and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!
Men will get it the first time.
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Water in the carburettor
WIFE: “There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor”
HUSBAND: “Water in the carburettor?  That’s ridiculous “
WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburettor”
HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburettor is.
   I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?
WIFE: “In the pool”
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THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC
PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRY SOME IN RECENT YEARS.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That’s scary.
It means 75% are running around untreated.
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HE MUST PAY

Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said,
“He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you.”
Mom said, “No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming
to live with you.”
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Today’s Short Reading from the Bible

From Genesis: “And God promised men that good and obedient
wives would be found in all corners of the earth.”
Then He made the earth round…and He laughed and laughed
and laughed!….

WAN


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