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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom 
approached the pastor with an unusual offer:

“Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change 
the wedding vows. When you get to the part 
where I’m supposed to promise to ‘love, honor 
and obey’ and ‘be faithful to her forever,’ 
I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that out.”

He passed the minister a $100 bill and 
walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time 
for the groom’s vows, the pastor looked the 
young man in the eye and said: 

“Will you promise to prostrate yourself before 
her, obey her every command and wish, serve her 
breakfast in bed every morning of your life, 
and swear eternally before God and your lovely 
wife that you will not ever even look at another 
woman, as long as you both shall live?”

The groom gulped and looked around, and said 
in a tiny voice, 
“Yes,” 
then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: 

“I thought we had a deal.”

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom’s 
hand and whispered: 

“She made me a better offer.”