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Boots Don’t Really Make a Cowboy

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Boots Don’t Really Make a Cowboy

A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy 
with his feet propped up on a table. 

He has the biggest feet she’s ever seen.  

The woman asks the cowboy if it’s true what 
they say about men with big feet. 

The cowboy says, 
“Sure is.  Why don’t you come back to my 
place and let me prove it?” 

The woman figures why not and spends the 
night with him.

The next day she hands the cowboy a $100 bill.

Blushing, he says, 
“I’m flattered, nobody has ever paid me
for my services before.”

To this the woman replies,

“Well, don’t be. 
Take this money and buy yourself some 
boots that fit !”