Wan's World

17 October 2013, 08:10:39

Irish Diet

Paddy Nordin was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.   “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day … And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next...

16 October 2013, 07:10:10

On safari with the mother-in-law

A big game hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One morning, while still deep in the jungle, the hunter’s wife awakened to find her mother gone. She woke her husband, and they both set off in search of the old woman. In a...

16 October 2013, 07:10:32

Musicians

This is from a mailing list I get [it is British]: Hi Guys, True story… Once, back in the days when I was playing in bands, we played an anti-drugs concert in the north of England with several other bands It was a joke in itself because...

14 October 2013, 07:10:48

The Bike Accident

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his...

13 October 2013, 07:10:27

Think carefully, then have a healthy laugh

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his...

13 October 2013, 07:10:29

So, what’s the problem?

Some old, some new. Avocados A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him,...

13 October 2013, 07:10:07

The Bronze Rat

A tourist walks into a curio shop in  San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica,  he notices a very lifelike life-sized bronze  statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but  is so striking he decides he must have it. He takes it to the...

10 October 2013, 07:10:45

“Long Night, Tonight”

Two women were sitting next to each other in a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland’ The other woman responds proudly, ‘Yes, I...

9 October 2013, 07:10:27

Confucius said……..

Confucius said all that?  He was a very wise man! Confucius Say. It’s ok to let a fool kiss you, But don’t let a kiss fool you. Confucius Say. A kiss is just shopping upstairs For...