Wan's WorldThursday, 16 Aug 2018
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Murder at Tesco

MURDER AT TESCO  Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed. A ‘friend of a friend’ put him in...
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