Wan's World

17 March 2013, 07:03:21

Italy Versus China

An ITALIAN and a CHINESE entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the CHINESE stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the CHINESE said to the ITALIAN, “Man I’m the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one...

17 March 2013, 07:03:38

Should I Really Join Facebook?

Read it all the way through! It’s a good laugh! AND really quite true!! A good laugh for people in the over 50 group !!! When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1,800 employees, all without a cell phone...

17 March 2013, 07:03:44

The Agony of Aging

The Agony of Aging On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, “You dumb shit! – You’re supposed to turn your...

17 March 2013, 07:03:17

Do you know who I am?

Do You Have Any Idea who I am? It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when...

17 March 2013, 07:03:57

ARE YOU KATHLICK???

THREE LITTLE BOYS were concerned because they couldn’t get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn’t go to Sunday school. So they went to the nearest church. But, only the janitor...

15 March 2013, 08:03:27

New Pope

The Pope & The Rabbi Every time a new Pope is elected, there are many rituals in accordance with tradition, but, there is one tradition that very few people know about. Shortly after a new Pope is enthroned, the Chief Rabbi of Rome seeks an...

15 March 2013, 08:03:41

Cardiologist’s Funeral

CARDIOLOGIST FUNERAL   This                  would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral…   A                  very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a...

15 March 2013, 07:03:30

Murphy’s other 15 Laws!

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like,...

15 March 2013, 07:03:45

Tact

” Tact” A man and a woman were having a quiet,  romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man...