Category: Wan’s Humour

You have to really be a particular kind of stupid to go fishing with a
hand grenade and drop it right next to the boat. This really doesn’t get old.
I could watch it for hours

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following group of  people is shipwrecked :-

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

2 French men and 1  French woman

2 German men and 1 German woman

2 Greek men and 1 Greek  woman

2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman

2 Japanese men and 1  Japanese woman

2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman

2 Australian men and  1 Australian woman

2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

2 English men and 1  English woman

One month later on the same island in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man  killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French  men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage-à-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are  sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for  them.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless  ocean, another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started  swimming.

The two Japanese men have contacted Tokyo using a message in a bottle and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor  store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order
to supply employees for their stores.

The two   Australian men  are contemplating suicide because the Australianwoman keeps complaining  about her body; the true nature
of feminism; how she can do everything  they can do; the necessity of fulfilment; the equal division of household  chores; how sand and
palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend  respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how her  relationship with
her mother is improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isn’t raining.

The two Irish men have divided the island  into North and South and have set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex or fighting are
In the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first litre of coconut whisky. But they’re satisfied at least that the English aren’t having
any fun, because…….

the two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

OUCH!! 

A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.