Wan's World

16 June 2013, 07:06:25

Gender logic!!

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12 June 2013, 09:06:11

Dorothy and Edna

It’s all  in your perspective.. Dorothy  and Edna, two “senior” widows, are  talking. Dorothy:  “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a  date. I know you went out with him last week,  and I wanted to talk with...

12 June 2013, 07:06:58

Betty Crocker

Linda could never get her husband to do anything around the house. James would come home from work, sit in front of the TV, eat dinner, and sit some more… He would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of. This...

11 June 2013, 08:06:29

Commando

During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day, “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a...

9 June 2013, 07:06:45

Ah the Irish-lol

The Errand McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. “S’cuse...

9 June 2013, 07:06:55

The Donkey’s Receipt

When the ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals and said in a demanding voice: “Listen up kids! There will be NO hankypanky on this trip. Not even the wetting of the tip of your parts. All of you males, take...

9 June 2013, 07:06:23

Tetanus Shot.

Your smile for the day…. Tetanus Shot. (This is for you old folks, I.e., anyone over (or close to) 50 is eligible!) An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing...

4 June 2013, 07:06:14

3 nuns

Three nuns stand at the Pearly Gates of Heaven , and Saint Peter turns to them and explains that they must answer a single question each to enter the Kingdom of Heaven . Sister Lara steps forward. “Who was the first man on God’s Earth...

2 June 2013, 09:06:28

Helicopters and Software

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s...