Wan's WorldMonday, 23 Dec 2024
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It’s Broken

Jonnie and Mary both 5 years old, were sharing a bath. When Mary notices something different about Jonnie Looking down under the water she points and asks “Hey – What’s that, can I touch it?” “No way” Replies Jonnie, “You already broke yours...
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Joke time, SILENCE in an Irish Court

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, “You’re charged  with beating your wife to death with a hammer.” A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You bastard!” The judge says, “You’re also...

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Top this for a speeding ticket… Two Hunter traffic patrol officers from Newcastle LAC (Local Area Command) were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the F3 Freeway.  One of the officers used a hand-held...

A real funny one a must read

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children’s sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.  Now, asking questions during children’s sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children...

Gotta Love Aussie Humour

A man walks into a crowded local bar in Yarraminga brandishing a revolver yelling, “Who’s the bastard that’s been screwing my wife? “ A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, “You don’t have enough ammo...

The BMW

A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car. “Officer, look what they’ve...

PRE NUPTIAL AGREEMENT SENIOR STYLE

An elderly couple in their 70’s were about to get married. She said: I want to keep my house. He said: That’s fine with me. She said: I want to keep my Cadillac. He said: That’s fine with me. She said: I want to have sex 6 times a...

Elegant Aging

ROMANCE   Barb was lying in bed one night. Art was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting..” Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second...

Pensioner’s reply re Bunnings

Didn’t like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I  was at my local Bunnings store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food  for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.. What did she think I had, an...

Three men

Three guys found themselves in Hell: Tom, Mike, and Jose. A little confused at their present situation, they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3’4-,...

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