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9 May 2013, 07:05:31
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, “You’re charged with
beating your wife to death with a hammer.”
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You bastard!”
The judge says, “You’re also...
Joke time, SILENCE in an Irish Court
9 May 2013, 07:05:31
Top this for a speeding ticket…
Two Hunter traffic patrol officers from Newcastle LAC (Local Area Command) were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the F3 Freeway. One of the officers used a hand-held...
NSW Police – Tuggerah Lakes Command Radar incident
8 May 2013, 09:05:53
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children’s sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children’s sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children...
A real funny one a must read
8 May 2013, 09:05:04
A man walks into a crowded local bar in Yarraminga brandishing a revolver yelling,
“Who’s the bastard that’s been screwing my wife? “
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back,
“You don’t have enough ammo...
Gotta Love Aussie Humour
8 May 2013, 09:05:28
A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a
car came along and hit the door, ripping it off
completely. When the police arrived at the scene,
the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage
to his car.
“Officer, look what they’ve...
The BMW
8 May 2013, 09:05:56
An elderly couple in their 70’s were about to get married.
She said: I want to keep my house.
He said: That’s fine with me.
She said: I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said: That’s fine with me.
She said: I want to have sex 6 times a...
PRE NUPTIAL AGREEMENT SENIOR STYLE
7 May 2013, 07:05:43
ROMANCE
Barb was lying in bed one night. Art was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting..”
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second...
Elegant Aging
7 May 2013, 07:05:07
Didn’t like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at my local Bunnings store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog..
What did she think I had, an...
Pensioner’s reply re Bunnings
7 May 2013, 07:05:07
Three guys found themselves in Hell:
Tom, Mike, and Jose.
A little confused at their present situation,
they were startled to see a door in the wall open,
and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman
they had ever seen. She was 3’4-,...
Three men
It’s Broken
Jonnie and Mary both 5 years old, were sharing a bath. When Mary notices something different about Jonnie Looking down under the water she points and asks “Hey – What’s that, can I touch it?” “No way” Replies Jonnie, “You already broke yours...