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The Aussie and The Emu

An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, ‘A hamburger, chips and a coke,’ and turns to the emu, ‘What’s yours?’ ‘Sounds great, I’ll have the  same,’...
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Grocery Trip There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me. “Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security...

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For all Who Work With Rude Customers, isn’t it a shame WE can’t actually do this! An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted...

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A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because...

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I was asked, “At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get – Parkinsons or Alzheimer’s ?”   The wise one answered, “Definitely Parkinsons.  Better to spill half an ounce of Brandy,  Scotch, Bourbon, Irish Whiskey,...

Confucius saying

Why….. Why….. Why….. ??? Woman asks: If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 10 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come? Confucius replies: It’s very...

Happy Halloween!!

The top ten reasons Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating .   You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when: 10. You keep knocking on your own front door. 9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance. 8. You ask for soft...

Don’t eat chicken

Don’t eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what ! !  A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends..Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken...

Two Brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white...

Disorder in the Court

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually...

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