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Springtime for Walmartians
THE FIRST WALMART PICTURES OF APRIL.
THIS IS WHAT THE “BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE” ARE WEARING THIS SPRING IN WALMARTYou have no idea how exhausting it can be putting on tight purple sweat pants!! Pensacola, Florida
Don’t laugh! Its okay, because today is combination Casual Friday and Crazy Hair Day, all rolled into one.College Station, TexasApparently, Lester Flem doesn’t know whether he’s homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, or asexual. However, if you look up the word ‘Transgender’ in the dictionary…BINGO!!!! There you will see a picture of dear old flaming Lester in his boots. Laguna Niguel, CaliforniaPacking this rear in camouflage shorts is like trying to hide an elephant behind a squirrel.
Seattle, WashingtonAnd men claim they can’t meet classy women in stores? Go figure! Louisville, Kentucky -
To my darling husband
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about
thesmall accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry
too much about me.I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt
when it bumped into your car.I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
forgive me.
You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXXP.S. Your girlfriend called.