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  • Springtime for Walmartians

    THE FIRST WALMART PICTURES OF APRIL.
    THIS IS WHAT THE “BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE” ARE WEARING THIS SPRING IN WALMART

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    You have no idea how exhausting it can be putting on tight purple sweat pants!!  Pensacola, Florida

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    Don’t laugh!  Its okay, because  today is combination Casual Friday and Crazy Hair Day, all rolled into one.
    College Station,  Texas
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    Apparently, Lester Flem doesn’t know whether he’s homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, or asexual.  However, if you look up the word ‘Transgender’ in the dictionary…BINGO!!!!  There you will see a picture of dear old flaming Lester in his boots.  Laguna Niguel, California
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    Packing this rear in camouflage shorts is like trying to hide an elephant behind a squirrel.
    Seattle, Washington
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    And men claim they can’t meet classy women in stores?  Go figure!   Louisville, Kentucky
  • To my darling husband

    To my darling husband,

    Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about
    the

    small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.

    Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry
    too much about me.

    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I

    accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

    The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt
    when it bumped into your car.

    I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
    forgive me.
    You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

    I am enclosing a picture for you.

    I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

    Your loving wife.
    XXX

    20130503_To my darling husband

    P.S. Your girlfriend called.