| Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish & he will never starve.Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps,
section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordans and he will throw his fishing gear away & vote Democrat* for a lifetime. |
* Insert Political Party of Your Choice.
