Wan's World

25 October 2012, 05:10:41

The World as the common sees it.

Not as they should, but as they...

25 October 2012, 04:10:30

Two Brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white...

25 October 2012, 04:10:11

Eight thoughts to ponder…..

EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him...

25 October 2012, 04:10:36

Too Old To Squat

An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked in the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his pee-pee. So he decided to...

23 October 2012, 07:10:59

Disorder in the Court

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually...

23 October 2012, 06:10:17

How is Norma?

  A sweet grandmother Telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said,  “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s...

20 October 2012, 07:10:59

The Kneeling High Jump

THE KNEELING HIGH JUMP This is incredible! Are you aware that a new world record has been set for the HIGH JUMP from a KNEELING position?   The record is 0.757 meters (27″). Remember this is from a KNEELING position and was set recently...

19 October 2012, 09:10:38

An incredible story of luck

If this does not touch your heart, then you just don’t have one….. An incredible story of luck and inspiration!   Can you believe it? This guy wins $181 million in the lottery last Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life...

19 October 2012, 06:10:00

Parking Offense Defense

This is what you can do when they put a wheel clamp on your car for a parking offense Give that man an case of...