Day: November 12, 2012

  • Mr Gorsky

    WANOn July 20, 1969, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot

    on the moon.

     

    His first words after stepping on the moon, “that’s one

    small step for man, one giant leap for mankind,” were

    televised to earth and heard by millions. But just before

    he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark –

    “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky”.

     

    Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark

    concerning some rival soviet cosmonaut. However,

    upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the

    Russian or American space programs.

     

    Over the years, many people questioned Armstrong as

    to what the – ‘Good luck, Mr. Gorsky’ – statement

    meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

     

    On July 5, 1995, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter

    brought up the 26-year-old question to Armstrong.

     

    This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had died,

    so Neil Armstrong felt he could now answer the question.

     

    In 1938, when he was a kid in a small mid-western town,

    he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His

    friend hit the ball, which landed in his neighbor’s yard

    by their bedroom window. His neighbors were Mr. and

    Mrs. Gorsky.

     

    As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong

    heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky –

     

    “Sex! You want sex?! You’ll get sex when the kid next

    door walks on the moon!”

     

    True story. It broke the place up.

  • How boobs got their name

    HOW BOOBS GOT THEIR NAME
    Brilliant! I had no idea. You learn something every day.
    This is much simpler than I thought !
    No need to thank me,
    Just trying to keep my friends informed and educated
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  • Philosophical Cowboy

    WAN

    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
     

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. 

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

    ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘Naw…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’