Day: December 3, 2012

  • A 21 year old speaks out…..

    WAN

    “IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER,
    YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM”
    WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE
    Wow, this girl has a great plan! Love the last thing she would do the best.

    This was written by a 21 yr old female who gets it. It’s her future she’s worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare big government state that she’s being forced to live in! These solutions are just common sense in her opinion.

    This was in the Waco Tribune Herald, Waco , TX , Nov 18, 2011

    PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .

    Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I’d do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal legations. Then, we’ll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.
    Put me in charge of food stamps. I’d get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho’s, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.
    Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your home” will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

    In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a “government” job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that m oney toward the “common good..”

    Before you write that I’ve violated someone’s rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be “demeaning” and ruin their “self esteem,” consider that it wasn’t that long ago that taking someone else’s money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

    If we are expected to pay for other people’s mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

    AND While you are on Gov’t subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov’t welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job .

    Now, if you have the guts – PASS IT ON…I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GET THIS BACK, IF EVERYONE SENDS IT, I WILL GET OVER 220 BACK!!! I WOULD KNOW YOU SENT IT ON!!!

  • No Matter What

    When you see a woman….
    And want her badly….

    Please consider the following….

    No matter how beautiful she

    is…..

    No matter how sexy she is….

    No matter how seductive she is…

    No matter how huge her breasts are…

    … I’ve completely forgotten where I was going with this… I’m sorry if I wasted your time.

     

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  • Heavenly Confessions

    HEAVENLY CONFESSIONS

    WANA priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.

    After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?” 


    The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our laws.”

    The priest then asked, “Have you ever eaten pork?” 


    To which the rabbi replied, “Yes, on one occasion, I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”

     

    The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

    A  while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, “Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”


     The priest replied, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”

    The rabbi then asked him, “Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?” 

     

    The priest replied, “Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.”

     

    The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for  about five minutes.

    Finally, the rabbi turned to him and said, “Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”

  • The Christmas Pageant

    WAN

    My husband and I had been happily married (most of the time)
    for five years but hadn’t been blessed with a baby.

    I decided to do some serious praying and promised God that if
    he would give us a child,I would be a perfect mother,love it with all
    my heart and raise it with His word as my guide.

    God answered my prayers and blessed us with a son.
    The next year God blessed us with another son. The following
    year, He blessed us with yet another son.

    The year after that we were blessed with a daughter.

    My husband thought we’d been blessed right into poverty. We
    now had four children, and the oldest was only four years old.

    I learned never to ask God for anything unless I meant it
    As a minister once told me, “If you pray for rain, make sure
    you carry an umbrella.”

    I began reading a few verses of the Bible to the children
    each day as they lay in their cribs..

    I was off to a good start. God had entrusted me with four children
    and
    I didn’t want to disappoint Him.

    I tried to be patient the day the children smashed
    two dozen eggs on the kitchen floor searching for baby chicks.

    I tried to be understanding when they started a hotel for
    homeless frogs in the spare bedroom, although it took me nearly two
    hours to catch all twenty-three frogs.

    When my daughter poured ketchup all over herself and rolled up
    in a blanket to see
    how it felt to be a hot dog, I tried to see the humor rather
    than the mess..

    In spite of changing over twenty-five thousand diapers, never
    eating a hot meal
    and never sleeping for more than thirty minutes at a time,
    I still thank God daily for my children.

    While I couldn’t keep my promise to be a perfect mother -I
    didn’t even come close…
    I did keep my promise to raise them in the Word of God.

    I knew I was missing the mark just a little when I told my
    daughter we were going
    to church to worship God, and she wanted to bring a bar of soap
    along to
    “wash up” Jesus, too.

    Something was lost in the translation when I explained that
    God gave us everlasting life, and my son thought it was
    generous of God to give
    us his “last wife.”

    My proudest moment came during the children’s
    Christmas pageant. My daughter was playing Mary, two of my
    sons were shepherds
    and my youngest son was a wise man. This was their moment to shine.

    My five-year-old shepherd had practiced his line, “we found
    the babe wrapped
    in swaddling clothes.”

    But he was nervous and said, “The baby was wrapped in wrinkled
    clothes.”

    My four-year-old “Mary” said, “that’s not ‘wrinkled clothes,’
    silly, that’s dirty, rotten clothes.”

    A wrestling match broke out between Mary and the shepherd and
    was stopped by an angel, who bent her halo and lost her left wing.

    I slouched a little lower in my seat when Mary dropped the
    doll representing
    Baby Jesus, and it bounced down the aisle crying, “Mama-mama.”

    Mary grabbed the doll, wrapped it back up and held it tightly as
    the wise men arrived.

    My other son stepped forward wearing a bathrobe and a paper crown,
    knelt at the manger and announced, “We are the three wise men,
    and we are bringing gifts of gold, common sense and fur.”

    The congregation dissolved into laughter, and the pageant got
    a standing ovation.

    “I’ve never enjoyed a Christmas program as much as this one,”
    laughed the pastor, wiping tears from his eyes

    “For the rest of my life, I’ll never hear the Christmas story
    without
    thinking of Gold, Common sense and fur.”

    “My children are my pride and my joy and my greatest
    blessing,” I said as I dug
    through my purse for an aspirin.

    Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.
    Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher .
    Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.
    Had no army, yet kings feared Him.
    He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
    He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
    He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

    Feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us.

    If you believe in God and in Jesus Christ His Son,
    Send this to all on your buddy list.
    GOD BLESS YOU ALL!