Wan's World

24 February 2013, 10:02:58

Golden Syrup……

Golden Syrup……. Brilliant !!!! A man with  a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy  dress party. He doesn’t know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain...

24 February 2013, 10:02:09

Retirement

One day a man decided to retire… He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only...

20 February 2013, 09:02:51

The Husband Store

The Husband Store  A store that sells new husbands has opened in Manchester , just off Deansgate, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructionsat the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store...

20 February 2013, 09:02:45

Dave Barry on his colonoscopy

Colonoscopy Journal :   I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.   A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all...

20 February 2013, 09:02:44

On the subject of Colonoscopies..

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous!!!!! A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:   1....

20 February 2013, 09:02:13

Jokes

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’  The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’ The Irishman said, ‘Well, we got undressed and rubbed...

18 February 2013, 06:02:02

Ripostes!

Ever wonder what happens when you forget history or are nationally arrogant? JFK’S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60’s when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military...

18 February 2013, 06:02:01

Catholic Church

–confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church. ‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.’ The priest told the sinner, ‘You...

18 February 2013, 06:02:02

Sat Nav

I have a little SatNav I have a little SatNav. It sits there in my car. A SatNav is a driver’s friend, It tells you where you are. I have a little SatNav. I’ve had it all my life. It’s better than the normal ones. My SatNav is my...