Day: March 4, 2013

  • HOT ROD DENTIST’S OFFICE

    This is way too cool for a Dentist Office.

    Hot Rod Orthodontic Office

     

    Well, after a three year pregnancy, here it finally is.  I have posted odds and

    ends of my new office here and there on the board, but I have had several

    requests to do a separate post on it once it was all done. So, for what it’s

    worth, here is our new hot rod orthodontic office.

     

    Being the 50’s/60’s car nut I am, I also get a kick out of the architecture and just

    the whole look of the time as well. Not wanting to build your average taupe

    brick building, I wanted something that had more the look of a 50’s era

    diner/drive-in/gas station sorta thing. I talked with the architect about that

    and I think they jumped inside my head and knocked it out of the

    park.

     

    The interior was a bit more of a giving birth process (or as I would interpret that

    having never been pregnant personally ). I had the

    vision of the inside being a bit of a city inside with the outside of the rooms

    having facades of different 50’s buildings you would think of when you think

    50’s….soda fountain, burger joint, gas station, etc. It took a fair amount of

    back and forth with the interior folks to get that sort of thing meshed with the

    stuff you gotta have for an orthodontic office. But, eventually, I think we got

    there.

    Stepping in the front door, you are greeted with the woodie wagon front desk parked in

    front of a Big Boy (although I still have to finish the signage for that).

     

    The front desk started as a rusty $100 ’47 Merc coupe. Yes, a Merc…with a 46 Ford

    grille. The Merc grille parts were not easily obtainable, where the Ford parts

    are. Getting that Ford grille to fit the Merc….not a bolt in job. The

    front clip and rear fender are off the car while the “woodie” part is cabinetry

    made to look the part. The “roof” has the planked headliner look of the woodie

    and is complete with vinyl top and surfboard. You get funny looks pulling up to

    a surf shop with your wife and kids while on vacation and buy a board blank. To

    the surfer dude, you do not look like a guy who knows what on earth to do with a

    surf blank. But, I did and carved it down, glassed it and got it painted, then

    proceeded to cut holes in it to run the mounts through…..I couldn’t bring

    myself to do that to a vintage long board, so you build your own for the

    purpose.

     

    Most

    everything here has a story and a fair amount of my childhood is in here. The

    Big Boy out front was my favorite restaurant my folks took us to when I was a

    kid. Next up is our new patient exam room with a soda fountain facade. Named

    Fairmont ‘s, it is the soda fountain my grandpa used to take me to. This pic was

    taken before the rest of the signage was put on the frosted windows and door,

    but you get the idea. Inside, we gotta have the spinning fountain chairs in red

    Zodiac vinyl. Also have the aluminum banded counter tops (all the counter tops

    in the whole office are banded and in cool Formica).

     

    Heading

    on back to the main treatment area, we have lots going on, so here is the big

    picture before we go around.

     

    On

    the far side, we have the movie theater tooth brushing area. We put the kids

    names up on one side of the marquee when they come in for the first time

    welcoming them to the office. On the side facing the treatment area, we put up

    the kids names when they get their braces off as the “feature movie.” They get a

    kick out of it and often take pictures with their name in lights. I had someone

    stop me one day and ask me if I had a movie theater in my office. I told them I

    sorta did and they said they saw it on Facebook with someone getting their

    braces off. Guess the pics get around. LOL The lit movie poster marquee in the

    back ground has a 1950’s sci-fi, b-movie poster of giant plaque eating the quiet

    little tooth town that the awesomely creative graphic guys I use did for

    me.

     

    What

    really started this whole design concept in the first place was the staff asking

    if the new office could have some seating areas in the treatment area for

    parents and friends that often come with the patients. Being a car guy, I

    couldn’t have just any seating area, I need couches made out of the back ends of

    cars, right? So, get me some parts cars, a tape measure and start cuttin’. All

    the car furniture you see was built by my dad and myself Not really being able

    to come up with good information on how anyone else had done it, we just pretty

    much went on the fly and figured it out as we went. Even jumped in to figure out

    the upholstery myself. I figured I had read enough books and watched enough

    upholsterers over the years, how hard could it be? Fortunately, I have an aunt

    who is a professional upholsterer, so she was handy to have on the phone when

    kinks came up.

    ’56 Olds 98. That’s real tuck and roll there…you gotta have tuck and roll, ya

    know?

    ’59 Caddy. Yup, that’s real fur on cow hide. Cows ‘n Caddy’s just go, no?

     

    Gotta

    have a gas station, right? Well, mine is Sinclair. When I was a kid, there was a

    Sinclair station near my grandparent’s house, so I knew I was almost to

    grandma’s when I saw that great big dinosaur. I have spent most of my life

    hunting one down and finally came across one of the smaller ones. This

    particular one is actually a fiberglass copy and has spent the last couple of

    years in my kid’s play area where they climbed all over it and played on it

    while the office was being built. They were most upset when the time came to

    move it to its new home, but I was blessed to find an aluminum original at the

    same time to take its place. Whew!

     

    Down

    the side hall, we have what will probably be a 5 and 10, but you can see I still

    have to do some signage here.

     

     

    My private office looks out onto the main treatment area and left a spot next to

    the Sinclair station that would make a perfect garage door space. Rather than

    make it a service bay, I thought doing it up as Larry Watson’s shop would be

    cool. My dad’s first in 57 was a mild custom 51 Merc, which certainly had a big

    influence on me. Another was getting the Grease Machines book for Christmas when

    I was in Jr high. That book, if you’ve never seen it, is loaded with Larry

    Watson paint jobs, as well as a spread on his Grapevine and panel painted ’59

    Caddy. I’ve had this sickness bad ever since. So, in tribute to Larry (I finally

    got a Merc in tribute to my dad…fortunately he is still here to enjoy it with

    me), I built his shop and his Caddy for a desk looking out the shop bay with the

    help of Rik Hoving, I got a picture of Larry’s shops (the blue diamonds are

    actually from a later shop) and projected them on the wall for templates then

    proceeded to paint and hand letter it all. I’m not going to take lettering up

    for a living!

     

    The Caddy desk was finally reassembled last week and still has some details that

    need done….cabinet doors, paint some bare wood black, etc., but it’s pretty

    much there. I wish I had some better pics of it, but it’s mucho heavy and has to

    be assembled in place and can’t be moved back from the wall to take some good

    pictures all the way around. Also, the candy and pearl white looks great

    outside, but alas, it will never be outside. The sun shines through my office

    window and hits it in the mornings, though, so I get to see it “right”

    occasionally.

     
     

    Something

    like this does not come off with just one guy. I really got to thank some folks

    who without their help and input this would not have happened. First is my wife,

    certainly,. She has been very patient and indulgent and most helpful with ideas.

    My dad who is the reason I am a car nut and who helped figure this crazy

    furniture mess out. I had a great building crew who at first doubted a Dr.

    really knew anything about building anything, much less something they hadn’t

    seen done before. They gave me a lot of rope. Toadfrog is one of the body shop

    instructors at the local high school. He got the kids to help with bodywork when

    I got in a time crunch, spray some primer and he sprayed the color on the front

    desk and the paint on the Watson desk. I am a blessed man.

  • Aircraft Quiz

    This should be an easy quiz for those who have even a modicum of knowledge about aircraft.However, the answer may surprise you . . .
    The Question:
    What is the primary advantage of rotary-winged aircraft
    over fixed-winged aircraft?
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    I got it wrong, too!
  • Apple does it again

    Apple does it again

    Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

  • Will Rogers

    “Never squat while wearing your spurs”

    Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the
    greatest political sages this country has ever known.

    Some of his sayings:
    1. Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.

    2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

    3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman.
    Neither works.

    4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

    5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

    6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

    7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
    and put it back into your pocket.

    8. There are three kinds of men:
    The ones that learn by reading.
    The few who learn by observation.
    The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence
    and find out for themselves.

    9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

    10. If you’re riding’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then
    to make sure it’s still there.

    11. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.

    12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
    He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
    The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


    ABOUT GROWING OLDER…

    First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
    about your age and start bragging about it.

    Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

    Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.
    Not me; I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way.
    I’ve traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren’t paved.

    Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,
    think of Algebra.

    Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

    Sixth ~ I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

    Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging
    is that it’s such a nice change from being young.

    Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

    Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

    Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks,
    it was called witchcraft.
    Today it’s called golf.

    And, finally ~ If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble,
    you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old.

  • Funeral Home & Memorial Stone

    YOU WOMEN ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS. BE SURE that you read the story of the memorial stone at the end!

    FELLOWS KEEP IN MIND THE WIFE IS ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU UNTIL THE VERY END.
    SAY IT AIN’T SO!

    THIS IS A FUNERAL HOME IN ALABAMA !
    Just when you thought you’ve seen everything …


    DEAD in his favourite chair (reclined), remote in hand …


    Don’t miss the new, silky, black & gold pj’s, slippers and beer!
    And are those a pack of Newport’s in his ashtray?



    AND the football game is ON!


    So, you thought you’d seen it all, eh?

    THE MEMORIAL STONE

    Billy died …. His will provided $30,000 for this elaborate funeral.
    As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce, turned to her oldest and dearest friend, Jonelle.

    “Well, I’m sure Billy would be pleased,” she said.

    “I’m sure you’re right,” replied Jonelle, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.
    “How much did this really cost?”

    “All of it,” said Joyce .. “Thirty thousand dollars.”

    “No!” Jonelle exclaimed. “I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?”

    Joyce answered, “The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The whisky, wine, food and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone.”
    Jonelle quickly computed the total of $7,500 and said “$22,500 for a Memorial Stone? My God, how big is it?”

    Joyce answered, “Two and a half carats”
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~

  • Inner Beauty Thru a Golfer’s Eyes

    This guy is Alvaro Alfonso de Miranda Neto, a professional golfer:

    He was married to — this woman.



    Her name is Cibele Dorsa.
    She is a Brazilian swimsuit, Victoria ‘s Secret, and Playboy model.

    He divorced her because he fell in love with this woman:

    These two are very happily married right now.

    Some people argue that love is blind.
    This story clearly proves it…
    It proves that men are capable of real love;
    Truly seeing a person’s inner beauty, and
    Not basing their decisions solely on looks.

    Oh, and by the way…

    The new girl is Athina Onassis.
    She’s worth 
    12 billion dollars.

    Love stories like this kinda bring a tear to your eye, don’t they?

  • HUMMMM

    WAN

    I Just Realized Something

    It just hit me!
    My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
    He has his food prepared for him.
    His meals are provided at no cost to him.
    He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year,if any medical needs arise.
    For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
    He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than heneeds, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
    If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
    He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
    He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
    He is living like
    a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
    All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
    I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a ton ofbricks ~
    My dog is a CONGRESSMAN!

  • Nicht Deutsche gesprechen?

    NO Speak English


    A German woman married an American gentleman born in Virginia and they lived happily ever after in his home town.

    The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

    One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn’t know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

    Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn’t know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts. 

    On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store…
    (Please scroll down.) 

    What were you Thinking? 

    I worry about you Sometimes!